Dear Sue and Diane,

Why do we have so many projects towards the end of the year?

Sincerely,

JF

Dear JF,

At the beginning of covid teachers had the opportunity to choose whether they wanted to do a final or not, now that it’s the end of covid teachers still have a choice on doing a final and the English teachers this year chose not to do one. Without a final teachers have a gap and they need to fill it, thus the many projects. Teachers are trying to get the rest of their lesson out there and it includes projects, unfortunately. Personally, I’d prefer a test and not a project.

Sincerely,

Sue and Diane

Dear Sue and Diane,

Are there more eyes or legs in the world?

Sincerely,

Sri Lanka

Dear Sri Lanka,

That is a good question and frankly there is an easy answer because to answer this question we have to think about how easy it is to lose an eye vs. how easy it is to lose a leg and there are many factors to contribute to that. Then we have to calculate how many eyes are lost a year and how many people with no legs there are then we have to count fake legs because they are technically a form of leg and help people walk but if we are taking that into account then wouldn’t we have to count the legs and eyes found on animals and there are a lot of animals out there with 4 legs which increases the numbers of legs in the world but there are also an insanely amount of spiders in the world and we all know spiders have way too many eyes than they should but they also have a lot of legs so if we take that into consideration they techically cut themselves out of the equation then times 2 divide it by 2022 swim to Britain, 360 no scope that one annoying squeaky door we can round up to the nearest negative 12 and the answer is there are more red wheelbarrows.

Sincerely,

Sue and Diane