Peep’s, the candy brand of delectable sugar marshmallows, is not only superior to its Sudhian poll adversary (Reese’s Eggs); it is superior to all other forms of candy. When I go to the store, I pick up peeps. On my birthday in March, all I asked for (& got) was a 100-pound bag of peeps. Every day, I wake, breathe, sleep, eat peeps, and yet in the March Sudhian poll, only 21.4% favored Peeps over Reese’s Eggs.

Think about it – if you had to pick, what would you eat for the rest of your life? Peeps, a tasty marshmallow that you can’t get enough of, or Reese’s Eggs, a soft chocolate egg that, however tasty, will get real old, real quick. Binging a bunch of Reese’s eggs will end up with nothing but a sick, sick stomach. 

Finally, think about the whimsy that comes with eating a Peep. They come with different shapes – you can eat a chick OR a cute bunny! You can play fun games, like the chubby bunny challenge, or just lazily pop them into your mouth. Either way, Peeps are superior!