In a world overrun with misinformation and absurd conspiracy theories, there is one we can stand behind: Birds Aren’t Real. Birds Aren’t Real is a movement, primarily perpetuated by gen Z, revealing the truth about birds.

Biological birds existed until 1959 when the government killed all the birds off. They completed their mission successfully in 1971. Now, all birds have been replaced by identical drone replicas to spy on American citizens.

Although there are many non-believers, many Fargo South students have come to see the truth. Lena Nielson, a 10th grade student here at South shared her brave story, saying, “Oh, birds are absolutely fake. I saw one last week pull the original Constitution out of its ocular camera & I don’t know… edit it or something? It was unclear. Anyway, then it laser beamed my house and stuff, it was crazy. So yeah, I know firsthand they’re fake.”

To all those non-believers, I ask: Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No? That’s what I thought. We need to bring awareness to this calamity.